Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
