we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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