that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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