We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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