If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
