Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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