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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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