is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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