Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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