Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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