I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
