Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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