There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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