That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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