Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
