Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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