Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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