I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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