IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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