my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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