When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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