i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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