i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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