Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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