Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she told me i tasted like america
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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