My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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