Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
