My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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