Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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