We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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