It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm like, not good at living.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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