can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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