whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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