Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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