i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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