dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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