OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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