also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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