Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
His nipple licking is glorious
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