Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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