I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She even gives head with a lisp.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
