their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
