Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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