Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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