yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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