For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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