We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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