mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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