sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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