friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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