Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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